Fail fail fail

I discover this funny website that shows a few bizarre but funny things that happens all around the world. I show a few examples:

Underwear Fail



Makeup Set Fail




Coupon Fail



Google Fail




This website is available at http://failblog.org/

I may look different, but....

What is your stand on plastic surgery?

A swipe of the blade to change how you look, is it the best option?

6 years ago, in 2003, I was persuaded by my mum to go see the dentist, as there were 2 big dracula teeth growing from outside my gums. The first visit to the dentist was scary (i mean, which visit to the dentist is not scary, rite..unless we are sadist ;P)
From then on, one appointment lead to another appointment and by the time I knew it, I was going to have braces for my (slightly) crooked teeth.

Both of my dracula teeth were extracted, plus with 2 more extractions to make room for the braces. My God, the injection needle can kill an elephant! Unless, of course, you are killed by it when it falls on you.

Ok, so the braces was on in 2004, and I had it for a year or so. Then along the way, there was another "complication". My lower jaw was protruding out, and both my upper and lower jaw just won't bite. This was me then:






I even joked that I can store rain water everytime it rains. Serious.

An option came from the dentist. Surgery. So, in the end of 2006, I went under the knife to slice a bit portion of my lower jaw, and today, two metallic rods are holding my jaws together.

So far no problem when it comes to metal detectors, and don't try to be funny by putting magnets near my mouth...hmmm...

Well, this title should be Confessions (part 2), after all, only a few knows about this. Just to tell la, in case if one day my jaws falls apart and then have to help me fix it...

This is how I look today:



Handsome o...

From a single appointment to check out my dracula teeth, it ended up in braces and surgery..haih..but I have no regrets, really. If you know of anyone who has this problem, assure them that surgery can fix it, and it is not much of a hassle. Well, this surgery adds up to my total surgery in life to 2. What about the first one? Haha...part 3?

There's only 1 way, 2 say, those 3 words, 4 you.......

"Thank you, please come again..."

When we visit shops, malls, stores or restaurants, these are the few words that we would like to hear from the staffs before we leave, and especially after we have made a purchase. But...there are some scenarios where these words are better kept under the drawer, for example:

- Clinics
- Hospitals
- Police station
- Coffin shop
- Jail
- Principle's office
- My toilet

and the worst of all is...IMU exam hall in this coming few weeks.

Go!! GO!! Shoo!! Stay away from me!!! AHhhhhh!!!
(runs away and hide)

Take me Home!! Take me Home!!

Actually the title really should be: " Cute kittens up for adoption".

Few weeks ago, a female cat came to Venus' place and there, she gave birth to 4 cute little kittens. Since then, they have been staying at her place, but however, she cannot take in any more cats into her house as she is rearing a few cats already.

So, in this post, I hope to call out for anyone interested in adopting any of these kittens, and hopefully they can find good homes to be taken care of. Or if you know of anyone who has any interest in having kittens as pets, please do tell them as well. All kittens are in purr-fect health, and did I mention they are cute? :)

Gender: One male and one female (both has the same looks)
Colour: Light brownish






Gender: male and female (both has the same looks as well)
Colour: Darker brown





So, if you wish to take them home, just contact me at 016-6020219, or 017-3701273 (venus). While stocks last. Give them a good home and environment to grow up in!!

The Ball Stopper

He wipes the sweat off his eyebrows that is obstructing his vision...with squinted eyes against the scorching sun, he tries his best to watch the game carefully..his legs trembling, hands with palm open, while trying to shake off the feeling of nervousness..he watches as the ball bounces to and fro, from teamates to opponents..shouting at his last men to watch that lone striker, waiting to pounce on a loose ball..as his opponents draw near, he readies himself, legs on its tips, watching for any shot coming or possible danger approaching..there it comes..with eyes on the ball, he jumps, arm stretched. He picks himself up from the ground, heave a relief, and it goes on. It was just the beginning.

Whatever It Takes

"I'll do whatever it takes
To turn this around
I know what's at stake
I know that I've let you down
And if you give me a chance
Believe that I can change
I'll keep us together whatever it takes"

-Lifehouse-